Brilliantly, I threw 'em in the bath first so that I wouldn't be too tired & lazy to after dinner.
And then I dragged them outside in the cold, with wet hair, for our trans-fats-run.
In their PJs.
Did the boy have shoes? No, he did not.
Did I? Ha!
At least he had a jacket on.
I did remember my cell phone though
As in, the where's the up up and AWAY part mom?
Polka dot butt