I’ve got nothing today. Busy being grumpy in that two-three months-till-spring post-holiday everyone’s-gone-home slump. Me and half the rest of the country. Half? 60%? 70%? I wonder how to google that…. Number of Sad People in January?
Just did: January Slump is an economic term. Seasonal Affective Disorder is, of course, a real (though I suspect a little mockable?) diagnosis. Fabulous, even my emotions are geeky & commonplace.
I also googled to get the picture… Did you know "Special Snowflake Syndrome" is a real phrase? Worse, someone wrote into yahoo for a definition. Also wondering if I need license to use (again with the geek). I didn't crop the source out, so am providing proper credit, and have received (and deleted) a gajillion times as jpeg attachments in email forwards so not entirely sure they can claim sole rights... I suspect they aren't going to send the feds in after me. Complaints can be addressed to getalife at seriously?.com.
[BOY, I am cranky today!]
I just want more TIME. So I don’t feel like I’m choosing between work, kids, me-time, husband-time, and spending time scraping the top layer of filth off our house. And universally shorting everyone (me included). Nevermind I should just take the dogs for a walk (exercise = happy people + content non-aggravating dogs). I hate it when solutions are so self-evident. Anything that obvious must be wrong.
So in lieu of the serenity prayer – because we already know I’m lacking the key wisdom piece, I offer this:
Twenty Ten Sucked Ass
To Fix? Stop Sleeping