This was one of Matt's recent purchases.
I just noticed how dirty my wine glass it. Blech. |
Pro: Costco is exceedingly dangerous to both pocketbook and waistline. Be grateful this was the only questionable purchase.
Con: TWO POUNDS OF GARLIC?!?!
Con: TWO POUNDS?!?!
Pro: Garlic Shrimp, Garlic Bread, Cheesy Garlic Bread, Garlic Mashed Potatoes, Escargot and a baguette, Lemon Garlic Chicken with mashed potatoes, Garlic Fries, Cheesy Garlic Fries, Garlic Ice Cream
Con: Mommy's waist. Garlic tastes better with butter and carbohydrates.
Pro: Super-mom! Able to knock down muggers and burglars with a single breath.
Con: Collateral damage. Innocent passers by will be flattened.
Pro: Economical! No need to ever buy garlic again!
Con: Food Poisoning. By the time we get to the half way point, we'll have grown a nice colony of botulism (botulii?)
Pro: No vampires.
Con: [Insert funny Edward/Jacob reference so people will think you're cool.]
Pro: According to the inter-webs, this much garlic will stave off mosquitoes, acne, whooping cough, cancer, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and will cure a variety of intestinal ailments I am much too kind to describe here except to say worms were mentioned at one point.
Con: It's doubtful whether the medicinal benefits of the garlic would overcome the health problems triggered by eating an entire loaf of bread and stick of butter daily, for a year, which would be necessary to facilitate the eating of said garlic.
Pro: My kiss-ee will also have garlic-breath.
I thought for a moment you were going to say your Costco sells wine and I was going to be VERY jealous.
ReplyDeleteOh! But they do! (sell wine, that is) You can't be living in a dry state, can you? The horror!
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