Thursday, December 23, 2010

No Bones About It

Or, 12 Moments Before Christmas

1 - Pantry Door, left open.
2 - Children, getting ready for bed.
3 - Dogs, aprowl.

4 - Pounds of Sugar, gone.
   [The Sugar?  Really?  I can't have normal dogs?]
5 - Pounds of Flour, dispersed.
6 - Puppy ears, sulking.
7 - Passes with the Dyson, made.
8 - O'clock, still cleaning.
9 - Pounds of baking suppies
   (that one might be cheating).
10 - Deeps Breaths, taken.
11 - Dozen cookies, unbaked.
12 - Little paws, banished outside. 

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